December 2010
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OMG.
So I’m hella hyped for this party tonight, so I posted on my Facebook status, “I’M GONNA PARTY TILL I TAKE ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF”, and my used to be church pastor posted on my wall, “Brandon, please don’t, you’re Christian aren’t you?” I haven’t gone for over 4 months.. :| Fuck it, 2011 baby.
Dec 31st
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OMG.
So I’m hella hyped for tonight, so I posted on my Facebook status, “I’M GONNA PARTY TILL I TAKE ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF”, and my used to be church pastor posted on my wall, “Brandon, please don’t, you’re Christian aren’t you?” I haven’t gone for over 4 months.. :| Fuck it, 2011 baby.
Dec 31st
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I hate ketchup.
I hate ketchup
Dec 31st
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Singing the girlfriend to sleep.
Then it’s lights out for me.
Dec 31st
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I wish I wasn't used too seeing you a lot...
now whenever I don’t see you it’s just, so fucking boring I don’t even know what to fucking do sometimes. Oh well; time to, build a bridge and get the fuck over it.
Dec 31st
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When I'm talking to you on AIM.
I close out everyone’s IMs and just keep yours open.
Dec 30th
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Is it just me or...
The first pee in the morning, is the LONGEST PISS of the day. It just keeps flowing, & flowing; and I’m all like..
Dec 30th
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My girlfriend is going to a photoshoot, cause...
Be jealous bitches.
Dec 30th
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I was singing to her on the phone.
She fell asleep on me.
Dec 30th
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Singing the boo to sleep on the phone.
But she won’t freakin’ fall asleep UGH….
Dec 30th
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mizzthanhie asked: OMQQQQQQQQQ.!!! QTFO.!!
AM I MAKING YOU SOUND DUMB? OMQ.! PWUAHHAHA (;
Dec 30th
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TMI.
Back in the kindergarten, when ever it was restroom break time, I would pull my pants down all the way down to my shoes, to where it would show my butt, and pee in the stand up pee things (waterfall stalls), & my friends would laugh at me, but I wouldn’t care, LOL. I did it, I did it LIKE A BOSS.
Dec 30th
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Kisses on the neck. ♥
orgasm.
Dec 30th
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mizzthanhie asked: OMQQQQQQQQQ.!!! QTFO.!!
AM I MAKING YOU SOUND DUMB? OMQ.! PWUAHHAHA (;
Dec 30th
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I wish everyone that lived in my city unfollowed...
well, just certain people.
Dec 30th
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Dear those that 'TROL',
kimmando: kimitastics: What makes you think that you’re better then them? Snooping through their blog just to pick out a post to make fun of them. That’s low. What if that person doesn’t deal with hate easily. They could be suicidal or ‘emo’! Don’t go around like you’re better than anyone else around. It’s their life. Worry about your own life.  ITS JUST TUMBLR OMG.  And i didn’t make fun...
Dec 30th
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So some number from Mexico called my cousin,
he picked up and kept yelling, “SORRY NO COMPRENDE.” “ME NO SELL GREEN CARD.” whatisair.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Four Loko tonight.
fuck yeah.
Dec 30th
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That shit isn't even real,
What a attention whore. Quit making up stories.
Dec 29th
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My family.
veeveeisgee: oyyyyyyyyyyy: My mom: My full sister and her boyfriend: My step sister: My half brother: and then there’s ME: LOLOLOL. damn you lame Anthony. lmao My goodness, your family is fucking sexy.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Pretty sad when...
you see your friend just last night, and now next morning he winds up in jail. Chin up bro, chin up.
Dec 28th
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NAKED OLD LADY ON MY DASH.
EWWW.. my innocent eyes.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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My girlfriend told me that when girl's are on...
EW!! WTF, GIRLS ARE WEIRD. strange creatures.
Dec 28th
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I don't like cats.
But this cat made me scream like a little girl, and say AWWWWWW!!!!!  outloud. My mom looked at me like I was retarded.
Dec 28th
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"Babe."
deeexplorer: “Omg babe is eating x)” “Omg babe is sleeping x)”“ “Omg babe just woke up x)” “Omg babe just called me cute x)” SHUT THE FUCK UP. OMQQ… BABE JUST TEXTED ME. <3
Dec 28th
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datkiidpm-deactivated20110426-d asked: OMGGG V.i.B!!!!! im your number one fann! fan boyyy! <3
Dec 28th
Justin Bieber all over my dash,
MUST.. RESIST.. URGE.. TO KICK HIM.. IN HISMIDGET FACE.
Dec 28th
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*FANGIRLSCREAM.
Dec 28th
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My girlfriend is the best. I love her (:
Dec 28th
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Kisses on the neck = OMQQ ♥
YUSSSS<3
Dec 28th
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datkiidpm-deactivated20110426-d asked: OMGGG V.i.B!!!!! im your number one fann! fan boyyy! <3
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Unfollowers.
-annn: Correct me if I’m wrong, but most of you new followers unfollow because you didn’t receive a follow back. Right? You see, i don’t understand that. If you follow a good blog, you shouldn’t expect a follow back. Seeing their posts should be good enough for you already, knowing thats why you followed them in the first place. YES? this.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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iamqueenofthelesbians asked: hi you look like cool person
Dec 27th
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iamqueenofthelesbians asked: hi you look like cool person
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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I've had girlfriends,
But you’re the only girlfriend that I actually wanna take down to Texas, and meet my entire family. Night Tumblr. Merry Christmas.
Dec 26th
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Lol.
You followed me for a follow back, I didn’t follow you back, so you un-followed me. pwahahah.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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xjulienguyen asked: oh hai :D
merry christmas (:
Dec 26th
Christmas without you,
I know I’m out of town and all, bigger city, nicer places, but I would so ditch this just to stay back in Fort Smith just to spend Christmas with you.. 
Dec 26th
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It's Christmas,
And mom is already pissing me off. My day just barely started.. Why are you being such a bitch this early, and out of all the days, why Christmas.? Be a bitch some other day damn, just not Christmas. Smfh.
Dec 25th
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On New Years Eve, I want you to kiss me at 11:59...
Dec 25th
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Merry Christmas everyone!!
Dec 25th